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RULES 1.
Use only LATIN letters, or numbers to spell RUSSIAN words. EXTRA CREDIT: If your Russian word and U.S. state name or county name combine in a clever way, you may get as many as three pluses (+++) added to your grade.
PRIZES FAME: Your plate will be reviewed and
graded by an International Panel of Expert Mechanics. * * * Send entries to: VSC WebMaster |
Tomm Thomson IV, Kudzoo, SC |
Zelda Fitzgerald, Blue Hen, DE Judges: "A mind is a terrible thing to lose." A- |
Eda Shipp, Shopping Mall, NJ Judges: "Grammar + declension! Outstanding!" A+ | |||
Bob Zimmerman, Ashtabula, OH Judges: "You're taking us to another level, Bobby!" B |
Justina Janda, Chapel Hill, NC Judges: "No car! No TV! And no phone!!" A- |
Olga Bolemova, Baltimore, MD Judges: "To have and have not!" A- | |||
Bonnie Balalayka, Cornflakes, Nebraska Judges: "Go Cornhuskers!!" A+++ |
Cookie Callahan, Leftfield, OH Judges: "Not witty but right on target!" A+ |
Raindrop Thundercloud, Sand Pit, AZ Judges: "Very good!" A+ | |||
Velveta Okie, Muskogee, OK Judges: "Go Sooners! Brilliant!!" A+++ |
Lev Yurasov, New York, NY Judges: "The perfect plate!" A+++ |
Iam Ottapapr, Outhouse, WV Judges: "We think this says it all!" A+++ |
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NEW ENTRIES
POSTED SEPTEMBER 2003 |
Vlada Tolley, Monkton, MD |
Vlada Tolley, Monkton, MD Judges: "Maybe it was all the broken stuff that needed fixin', like the entire system." A+++ |
Alina Israeli, Washington, DC Judges: "Another professor giving us new dimensions." A+++ |
Jack Wilson, College Park, MD |
Pete Boas, Clearwater, FL Judges: "Peter, you are Great!" A+++ |
Adam James, Alexandria, VA Judges: "A license inspired by a song! Good work! A+++ |
Nancy Remmington, Miami, FL |
Sasha Solokov, age 3, Newark, NJ Judges: "Don't worry, Sasha. Someday you'll get out of diapers and maybe your parents will move." A+ |
Eduard Aksyonov, "Crazy Eddie's Used Cars," New York, NY Judges: "Eddie, it's a good thing you identified your business. We were about to turn you in as a car thief." A- |
Bernie Bush, Brooklyn, NY |
Amber Deutch, Durham, NC Judges: "Let us guess, Amber. You're a soccer or basketball player! And probably very good! You're also studying Russian! A |
Viktor Yankovich, Brighton Beach, NY Judges: "Well, okay, maybe in southern Long Island or the Big Apple, but if you go upstate there's lots of room." B+ |
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NEW ENTRIES
POSTED JANUARY 2004 |
Alex Bord, Philadelphia, PA |
Alex Bord, Philadelphia. PA Judges: "We take it that this plate was spotted on the car of some retiree living out his/her days in Florida!" A |
Alex Bord, Philadelphia, PA Judges: "Living in Philadelphia, the other side of the river may seem like the Garden State, but for those living in NYC it's just Hoboken." A- |
Bonnie Wheaton, Wheaton, IL |
Bonnie Wheaton, Wheaton, IL Judges: This is where Bonnie would rather be. Obviously once she's down to a size 8, she'll come out of the water. A- |
Bonnie Wheaton, Wheaton, IL Judges: Another dream of Bonnie's, and since it suggests a motion verb, it's about the journey not its goal. A- |
Denis Crnkovic, St. Peter, MN |
Denis Crnkovic, St. Peter, MN Judges: To quote Denis: "Minnesota, Land of 10,000 breading grounds for mosquitoes... " To be sure, we're bending orthographic rules here, but what the hell! A++ |
Paul Schultz MD, St. Louis, MO Judges: Don't run to your dictionaries. The good doctor has submitted a colloquial and obsolete word for "friend." Get it? "You've got an obsolete friend in Pennsylvania." A+ |
Paul Schultz MD, St. Louis, MO |
Paul Schultz MD, St. Louis, MO Judges: Okay, okay. It is good! Very good! A++ |
Paul Schultz MD, St. Louis, MO Judges: We don't get it! SMO-Z-TE? Oh, that's the number 3!! We still don't get it. A+++ |
Paul Schultz MD, St. Louis, MO |
Paul Schultz MD, St. Louis, MO Judges: The country may be different but the drivers are still the same.A+++ |
Cookie Callahan, Catonsville, MD Judges: Someone finally broke the doctor's monopoly on our contest!! A snotty-nosed kid from Maryland! A++ |
